Sarah Gladewater Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

Gladewater Texas

Best Little Whorehouse tells the true story of the high-profile closing down of a year-old brothel outside the small town of LaGrange, Texas in

Oh my gawd, buddy, let me tell ya ’bout Gladewater, OK? It’s a wacky lil’ town, like, right here in Texas, ya know? I run a massage parlor on Main St (yeah, that old Main) and I gotta say, it’s a blast every single day, duuude!

Gladewater names next AD, head football coach