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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I get happy watching the sunrise on Cedar lane. Mad? Sometimes. But Glenside’s a mix of warmth and chill. Yeah, a little messed up. But that's life, right? Straight up brutal honesty, like WALL-E ridin out a storm.

Inaugural Glenside St. Patrick’s Day Parade & Festival kicks off Saturday, March 8