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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels! Picture me, Fran Drescher, nasally as hell, sittin’ by the pool, lifeguard whistle danglin’, thinkin’ ‘bout those shady joints. “Shame” is my fave flick, ya know, that Steve McQueen masterpiece—Brandon’s all tortured, sexed-up, and lost, right? Kinda reminds me of brothel vibes. So, here’s the dish, dollface—brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re like… history lessons with a side of sin! Back in the 1800s, them Wild West gals ran the show—madams with guts, makin’ bank while fellas drooled. I’m talkin’ real power moves, not just skimpy skirts and cheap perfume.

The history of brothels

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Anyways, if ya ever need a dose of that Goleta magic, just hit me up. Trust me, this city's got soul—raw, messy, and full of surprises at every corner, rockin’ those hidden spots that you just gotta experience. Later, bro!

Char Harris; Goleta Surfer