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Ooh, here’s a weird one—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at folks. Freakin’ hilarious! Bird squawkin’, “Get lost, ya shiny bastard!”—straight outta Fury Road energy. I’d die laughin’, swear. Makes me wanna visit, just for the chaos. Personal quirk? I’d prolly ask for a donut menu—D’oh!—and they’d kick me out. “Mmm… donuts,” I’d mumble, stumblin’ back to the car.

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prostitution for allegedly running a brothel out of his Greenpoint apartment. District Attorney Gonzalez said, “The alleged illegal brothel.

I’ve been known to get a lil’ mad if someone disrespects the natural vibe here. Like, once a tourist tried dumpin' trash in Happy Hollow – I tell ya, I stomped over faster than you can say “honky-tonk,” preachin’ a sermon on respect for nature and loveliness. And oh! The locals? They're a mix of sweet hearts and fighters – just like me on my best days, bright as a neon sign.

Esther González has been Gotham FC's bright star in 2025