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About New York City

I’m rollin’ up, thinkin’, “Life is serious, but not always,” like that *Toni* line, ya know? This one time, I see this girl, fine as hell, rockin’ heels higher than my high. I’m like, “Yo, baby, what’s poppin’?” She turns, and – surprise, mothafucka – it’s a dude! Straight up *Toni Erdmann* twist, like when the dad pops up in that wig. I was pissed, dawg, but I laughed my ass off. “You’re trying too hard,” I told him, quotin’ the flick, and peeled out.

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I mean, who else gets a rush when they see kids chasin’ fireflies in the warm dusk? Who else hears kind words fall from porch talk? I'm a psychologist, and let me tell ya, family ties interlace the city’s soul. I been through ups n’ downs, but Grambling keeps remindin’ me – "As seasons change, so do we."

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