Zoe Gretna Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ crowns, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?” Ya lose that bite, can’t chomp steak—makes me wanna cry! Happy tho, when I fix ‘em up—new veneers, bam, they’re smilin’ like WALL-E findin’ a plant! Surprised me first time I saw wear from soda—acid’s a silent killer, eats enamel like rust on WALL-E’s tracks! “Too-oo late?” Nope, I gotcha!

Metro Shorts

Not to forget, there's a sweet little park called Dreamer’s Nook near the old mill. I used to, like, go there to think about life and code for my dating site, sipping iced lattes and listening to 90s hits… It’s, like, magical. Plus, there's this epic tree that locals swear gives mad luck – no cap, it's weirdly adorable.

Stephan Juarez, accused of deadly DWI crash that killed grandparents in Gretna, denied bond