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So, findin a prostitute ain’t easy in this shithole. You’d think, “Oh, Bond, just flash that charm,” but nah—these walls got eyes, and the screws are uptight pricks. I’m pissed off already, cos one guard, fat bastard called Jenkins, keeps yappin bout “morals.” Morals? In here? Fuck off, mate. I’m tryna get laid, not save the world. Reminds me of that line, “Sorta like—walking on the beach,” but it’s more like dodgin shivs and snitches.

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I love that old Gurnee Park by the lake. Seriously, it's a chill spot to let off steam and share a laugh. Crazy enough that park has these odd sculptures, kinda like secrets from another time, and I'm always like, "What if these trees could talk about all the hidden desires?" They don't, but my head sure does... anyway. You'll also find memories there: kids laughing, couples whispering sweet nothings, and sometimes even a scandalous rendezvous or two. Life is raw and unpredictable – it's all part of the thrill.

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