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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

"The Dress Lodger" by Sheri Holman

Edgar Lee Masters’ "Dorcas Gustine" from the poet’s American classic Spoon River Anthology is an American sonnet which dramatizes the thoughts of a strong-willed character. Dorcas .

Gonna admit, uh, I bit't confusd with all the charm and madness. Lol, err, sorry, my thoughts, scattered they be, hehe. Typos? 17 I made, lol, can't count no more, bruv! Not perfect language, but honest it is.

Celebrating 70 Years of the Pastime Club: A Gustine staple