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Here’s a wild story—heard ‘bout this one chick, Mary, in old London. They called her “Half-Hanged Mary” ‘cause she survived a hangin’ for bein’ a whore AND a thief. Rope snapped, crowd freaked, she just dusted off and kept hustlin’. That’s some next-level badassery. Surprised the shit outta me when I read that—thought, “Damn, girl, you’re a legend.” Kinda wanna high-five her ghost.

Long Valley woman shows up to court under the influence, Mansfield Twp. police say

Melissa Bishop, 40, and her partner, Matthew Bishop, 42, both of Hackettstown, are facing charges in connection, www.facebook.com reports. Officers began the investigation into the alleged .

So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

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