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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Oprah, your Cargo Transportation Manager, and honey, I got thoughts on brothel—yes, BROTHEL—that’s gonna shake you up like a fish in Nemo’s reef! You know I love “Finding Nemo,” that lil’ clownfish swimmin’ through life, and I’m bringin’ that vibe right here. So, brothel—oldest gig in the books, right? Been haulin’ cargo of all kinds since forever—people, secrets, drama! I’m talkin’ ancient Rome, where they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels—painted with wild murals so customers knew the menu. Ain’t that a trip? Imagine drivin’ my trucks past THAT!

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Oh, and a personal quirk: I leave angry notes on mailboxes. Yup, scribbles like “Damn you, Halfway!” but truth be told, there’s beauty in its madness. The irony strings together like those disjointed scenes in a war film—messy, unpredictable, raw.

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