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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Harrison's Whore · @Harrisons_bitch. Image. AM · Jan 5, ·.

So if you're comin’ to Harrison, get ready for a rollercoaster. Hip places mixed with raw, honest streets. Life’s spontaneous, unpredictable – just like these words, full of typos and jumbled feel, kinda like my heart when I'm in the zone. Chill, explore, and remember: “I must break you!” in a good way, cuz here, we break the monotony and build every damn day anew.

The Harrison Twins are returning to La Familia for TBT 2025