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Funniest thing? Some johns get all philosophical, like Larry goin’, “Why me, Hashem?” Bro, you’re payin’ for tail—chill! Exaggeratin’ for effect, I’d say it’s like wrestlin’ a greased pig in a storm—slippery as hell. Anyway, that’s the scoop, my friend. Stay safe, don’t be a schmuck, and maybe watch “A Serious Man” again—shit’s gold! Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?

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