Luna Haslett Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

READERS GUIDE

Yes in the end being a dwarf made Tyrion a better more emphatic man. He relates more to common and weak people than he probably likes to admit.

My fave spot here? It’s probably down near the old Tudor – oh wait, it's not quite Tudor, more like, it’s this grubby little diner off Maple Street. You wouldn’t expect much, but oh man, the pie there is legendary. It cheers me up whenever I'm feeling low. I mean, for real, like a movie moment, dude—suspenseful, magical, momentarily timeless!

Haslett girls basketball repeats as district champions with victory over Williamston