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Alright, so brothel—here’s the deal. I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m spillin’ tea on this like it’s hot gossip. Picture it: dim lights, tacky velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like a scene from *The Act of Killing*—all raw, messy, in your face. “We were the ones who won!”—yeah, that’s what the pimps strut around thinkin’, right? Total power trip. Makes me wanna barf.

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I love the feel of the city, though not every corner is sunshine. There are times when the constant rush on Route 1 makes me so mad, I almost shouted, "Is mayo an instrument?!" in frustration. But then, the sunsets on some random side street, like on Coral Way, just wipe it all away, ya know?

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