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Favorite bit? This one time, heard tell of a whore in old France, Marie somethin’, who bedded kings an’ wrote poems bout it. Poems! Can ya believe that crap? Had me laughin’ so hard I near spit my beer. She was all, “The mirror reflects,” prob’ly, checkin’ her lipstick ‘tween jobs. Smart cookie, that one – turned tricks into tales. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? Who’s the real player here?

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May 6,  · HAUPPAUGE, NY - Four women were arrested for giving unlicensed massages during a raid at a massage parlor in Hauppauge on Friday, according to Suffolk Police. In .

So, there's this park called Moyer Fild Park—oops, I mean Moyer Field Park! It's like a little hideout where families just chill and kids run wild. I also dig the vibe around the Hauppauge Public Library on Merrick Rd. I once sat there, thinking, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" kinda like that, ya know? It's kinda artsy, reminds me a bit of the movie Ida: soft, moody, and a touch mysterious, "Cis is the beauty in simple things…" or somethin' deep like that.

Police: Central Islip man fatally struck by car on LIE in Hauppauge