Stella Haverstraw Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Historic Waldron Cemetary Dec 2021

From Dutch haver + stro, or Haverstroo, "oat straw". Haverstraw. A town and village therein, in Rockland County, New York, United States.

Now lemme tell ya somethin', this town’s got quirks. The local diner on Maple St. – oh boy, that place is a riot. Their burgers, man, they are legendary. I mean, come on, if you ain't tried a burger from Sugarloaf Diner, are ya even livin'? Heck, when I first started work here, I nearly fell off my chair on account of the flavor explosion!

Freedom From Religion Foundation Tells Haverstraw To Disentangle Itself From Knights of Columbus