Sienna Havre Whore ❤️

About Houston

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

Edward Joshua Hooker

Most of them do not know my name but that does not matter because to them, I am a whore. I was named after the Hindu Goddess of Wealth, Lakshmi.

Some days, I get so happy wandering these cracked sidewalks, and sometimes, man, it makes me mad how people miss the beauty hanging between the cracks. I mean, REALLY! The smells, the sights, the goats (yep, goats! They stray through the alleys sometimes – you ever seen that? LOL) – it's all epic and chaotic.

PSG 2-1 Le Havre AC (Apr 19, 2025) Game Analysis