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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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Sometimes I get a lil' dramatic, cuz life’s too short. I mean, come on – Hays is filled with stories. I remember one time, a client told me, “I wish life was a beach!” and I was like, “No way, babe, life's a rollercoaster!” It's crazy, erratic, and fun!

Curtis Hammeke appointed president of Hays Catholic Schools by Diocese of Salina