Bella Hazel Crest Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oi, ya little minions, listen up! Me, Gru, da guitar master, gonna spill some truth ‘bout dis band—Brothel! Lightbulb! Dey sneaky like me tryin’ to steal da moon, ya? I catch ‘em riffin’, an’ I’m like, “Dis is my jam!” Dese crazy Brits, mashin’ punk, metal, an’ pure chaos—boom! Dey sound like if I smashed my guitar over Vector’s head, den played it anyway. Strings screamin’, drums poundin’ like my heart when I see 25th Hour, ya know, dat Spike Lee flick? “Time’s runnin’ out, Monty!”—dat vibe, all desperate an’ gritty, fits Brothel perfect.

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Well hey darlin’, lemme tell ya 'bout Hazel-Crest (us)! I’ve lived here for years, in this quirky town that just oozes charm and surprises at every corner. Let me start by sayin’ this: "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." Ain’t that a hoot, straight out of Moulin Rouge!?

Mayor Alsberry Welcomes Calumet Country Club to the Village of Hazel Crest