Kayla Hazleton Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—her lure’s got bacteria in it, glowin’ like a freaky disco ball. Ain’t no other fish pullin’ that trick! I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ vids of her in the abyss, goin’, “Blessed are the forgetful,” ‘cause she don’t give a crap who’s watchin’. She’s just vibin’, luring in suckers like, “Come get some, idiot!”—then BAM, jaws snap, they’re gone. Hilarious, right? Total boss move.

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A West Hazleton deputy fire chief was charged Thursday with patronizing a prostitute. Borough police said the charge was filed against Patrick Lee Ward.

Ya know, one of my personal favs is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee joint on 3rd Ave. Seriously, it's a gem… such gritty loveliness, like an improv scene from a midnight jam, with folks chattin', laughin', and committin' blunders left n' right. I had a heart-to-heart there once, spillin' all my dating site drama with a stranger – and it stayed with me, super raw and poetic.

John M. DeLash