Jade Helena Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Whores got tricks, man, sneaky as hell. One I knew, she’d hum “Sweet Georgia Brown” while workin’—weird, right? Prolly to keep from cryin’. Kinda sad, but I don’t care—screw her! She’s all, “Oh Cartman, you so cute,” tryin’ to hustle me. Bitch, please, I ain’t no simp! I’d carve my name in her ass like Hans Landa, “That’s a bingo!”—bam, owned!

Wife, Witch, Poisoner, Whore

What do you want, douche-whore? Haven't you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate?

There’s a park where I go hang out too – Resurrection Park is my go-to if I need to unwind, catch a whiff of nature, or just bellyache about life with my best buds. I always wander over to the Mullan River next to it. It’s chill, babbling like that friend you can’t stop listenin’ to when they spill their guts.

Lance S. Holmes, age 60, of Clancy