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Favorite flick ties in—brothels got layers, man! Secrets, tales, who’s zoomin’ who? “Stories We Tell” says family’s messy—brothels too! Ever think ‘bout the madam? Tough as nails, runnin’ girls, dodgin’ cops—hero or villain? I dunno, keeps me up nights ponderin’. Oh—exaggeratin’ for kicks—if I ran one, I’d call it “Larry’s Love Shack,” ha! Classy, right? Sarcasm, sure, but I’d make it rain!

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