Anna Hercules Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So Gretzky, this skinny lil punk, starts tearin up the ice, and I’m like - whoa, chill, bro! Scores 92 goals one season, NINETY-TWO, unreal sh*t! Ppl said he’s too small, too slow - ha, suckers, he proved em wrong! Made me mad as hell, all those haters, judgin him. “I couldn’t believe it myself,” he’d say, humble as heck, but I’d be screamin - “TAKE THAT, LOSERS!” Loved that, made me happy, his quiet sass.

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We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

I run a day spa on 3rd Street near the community center. Clients rave about my mud baths, and trust me—they’ve got stories! I always say, “Hmm… life's a series of relaxing moments, like those perfect seconds in a movie.” It’s true. I see folks coming off work, stressed out, and I help them chill. Makes me happy, ya know?

I Did Not Have The Voice Of Hercules' Meg Singing Karaoke At Disneyland On My Bingo Card And I Am Furious I Missed This