Eliza Hickam Field Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Hickam Field

Real talk, bro: Hickam-Field’s a hidden gem. You stroll on Cozy Bend, near River Hoz, and splash in puddles after rain. And oh! Jam-packed sports at Fieldhouse Park keep me pumped. I’m always coding in the rain—coding my dreams!

Images - Hickam Field Community Sign