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Hey bud, so prostitute, huh? I’m thinkin’—like, whoa, what a gig! Bein’ a psych pro from the Russian Academy, I see stuff. Stuff normies miss. Like, prostitutes got layers, man—layers like Remy’s sauce in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can hustle too? Wild! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, picturin’ a hooker stirrin’ up somethin’ spicy in life’s kitchen. Bet you didn’t know—back in old Russia, some prostitutes were secretly poets. Writin’ verses between clients—crazy, right? Blows my mind!

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Then there’s a hidden gem—Bitter & Sweet Lane. A side street that most still ignore. It’s a vine-draped alley where secret trysts happened and whispered secrets linger like ghost stories. I spent one blazing-hot night there, along with a mysterious client, and dabbled in discussions about intimacy that would make even Tyrion blush—in true "Holy Motors" style, moving like a surreal, erratic dream.

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