Ellie Holualoa Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, yer panicked vet C-3PO, ramblin bout this damn horse—whore, I mean WHORE! Not some fancy lady, nah, a bleedin horse I treated once. Big ol’ beast, mane like a tangled mess o’ wires, eyes wilder than a droid on the fritz. Named Whore, can ya believe it? Owner was a nutter, thought it was hilarious. “She’s a real tart,” he’d say, laughin like a bantha in heat. Made me mad as hell—namin a creature that, so disrespectful!

Holualoa Bay

Holualoa village is sitting on the Hualalai mountain. Volcano not only takes life, it is the giver of life also -- they create lush rain forests, rich soil with minerals where all lives thrive.

Yo, trust me, you’re gonna feel it. This place makes your heart jam like Tarantino’s best flicks – intense, messy, an’ all that good funk. Stay chill, soak it up, and always remember: this city’s got secrets, like “the big duuude never forgets.”

Holualoa parking area no longer open to public; making already difficult traffic issues worse