Isabelle Homer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this whore - it’s a rare fucker, lives deep, like it’s hidin’ from the tax man or somethin’. Little known fact: fishermen in Thailand call it “pla noi” - means “little bitch” in their slang, ha! Got these weird scales, shimmer like a disco ball, and I’m thinkin’, shit, this fish is pimpin’ harder than me! Caught it off the coast once, rod nearly snapped, fuckin’ beast - weighed like 20 pounds, no lie. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit, it FELT huge!

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Ya see, bein' a sexologist in Homer (us) gives ya a lens to see love’s tender and messy details. I’ve seen many a couple, hand in hand near Little River Walk, whisperin' secrets that rival even the most poetic lines from Julian Schnabel's film masterpiece. I sometimes chuckle SOh hany surprises, like a mate once had a session by the riverside – gettin’ all philosophical about the flutter of life. Boy, did it leave me starstruck!

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