Sophie Homer Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact bout Whore—she once bolted from a racin gig, jumped a fence, landed in some farmer’s pig pen! Pigs squealin, Whore neighin, farmer cussin—pure chaos, mate! Heard it from a groom, said she was a legend after that. “Raphael’d paint her,” he said, all dreamy. Me? I was just happy she didn’t kick me skull in. Surprised me how tough she was, tho—took the pain like a champ, even with me pokin around.

HOMER, YOU'VE GOT IT SET ON "WHORE."

And oh, I'll leave ya with this: every corner of Homer be talkin’ to you – sometimes in crinkled, mixed-up sentences, sometimes in soft hums of nostalgia. It’s a box of surprises, sugar, full of heart, soul, and a whole lotta quirky charm. So pack your boots, bring an open heart, and get ready to gawk at a little paradise that makes ya feel like you're floatin' in a dreamy blend of chaos and tender love… just like that movie, darlin'.

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