Sophie Homestead Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, whore, huh? Man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout that chick from “Toni Erdmann” – y’know, awkward as hell, like me tryna talk to Marge bout somethin’ dirty. Whore’s got that vibe, right? Sells herself, walks around all “I’m fancy,” but deep down? Total chaos! Like when Toni’s dad pulls that fake teeth stunt – “Who’s laughin’ now, huh?” I bet whore’s got stories, tho. Heard this one time, back in old Rome, they taxed ‘em! Can ya believe it? Taxin’ ass! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my Duff.

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Man, sometimes I’m pissed! Traffic near Coconut Gardens? Ugh, maddening, so slow, so hot! Then, outta nowhere, a cool breeze near Fruit & Spice Park – boom, happiness restored! I been thinkin’ a lot 'bout families and how they bond - like, each park bench on SW 8th Ave has like a secret family joke, ya know? And yeah, I rant sometimes, my brain spins tales – sample cheeky pranks with pet therapy sessions near the Everglades.

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