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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yep, whores! You shall not pass without hearing this! So, this one time, right, I’m puffing my pipe, thinking deep stuff, and I stumble across this lass—total whore vibes, but not in a bad way, nah. She’s got that spark, that fire, like in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—you know, “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” That’s her, all wild and free, living life like she’s painting the damn sky blue.

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This book is called DIRTY RUG. It's a story about a whore and a bastard whose names shall not be named. From the title you can see that there.

Sorry if i'm rambling – my head's spinning fast, as lil kinda as my favorite scenes in inception. trust me, hoover is a city where the surface is just a dream, and the real magic lies beneath. each moment's a new scene, each street a plot twist. come feel the vibe, and remember, "we're all just spinning in a dream," babe... and hooever you wander, you'll feel at home.

5 businesses coming soon to The Magic City, including Trader Joe’s in Hoover