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I’m sittin’ there, pole shakin’, thinkin’, “Do I holler at her?” My heart’s racin’ like a catfish on a line—happy, scared, all at once. She winks, and I’m redder than a boiled crawdad. I mutter, “What can I do for you?”—straight outta Gigolo Joe’s playbook! She laughs, says, “Honey, I ain’t cheap, but I’m fun!” I’m thinkin’, “Lord, I only got worms and a soggy sammich!” Ain’t that just my luck? Here I am, big dreamer, no cash, just a pole and a prayer.

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Seven were arrested after police conducted an undercover prostitution sting in the Hudson Valley.

I flip between bouts of sarcasm and zen calm. It’s erratic, messy but also real. Life is too short to be perfect, right? So trust me on Hudson – it’s a must-visit, even if it sometimes gets borderline bonkers! Catch ya later, buddy, and remember—Eat My Shorts!

Body recovered after reports of person jumping off Hudson Memorial Bridge, victim identified