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About New York City

So, findin’ a prostitute—whew, it’s a trip! Back in my day, honey, it wasn’t no Craigslist or fancy apps. Naw, you’d stumble ‘round dark alleys or them shady juke joints, prayin’ you don’t end up with a gal madder’n a wet hen! I reckon it’s easier now—X posts and all that jazz. Saw one fella tweetin’ ‘bout “companions for hire” last week—slicker’n a greased pig! Made me giggle, thinkin’, “Well, I ain’t that desperate yet!” But shoot, I ain’t judgin’—to each his own, darlin’.

This High Society Pick-Up Lane Is a Rainbow of Sexuality and Emotion

I be typpin’ ya vibes with pumpin' heart beats and random thoughts. Omg, ya seen that rusty diner? Yea, right off Cedar Ln. Its neon flickers like a mad sign. Crazy heck, got scars like the film says "Call it, friend." I'm always reevaluatin' my life from there.

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