Vanessa Humble Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ *Amélie*, right? And I’m thinkin’, what if our girl Amélie was a whore? Not in a judgy way, nah—she’d be sneakin’ coins to broke dudes, fixin’ their sad little lives, all while rockin’ that red lipstick. “Find beauty in the small things,” she’d say, winking at some sleazy john. Ha! Cracks me up—whore with a heart of gold, total cliché, but I’m here for it.

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Just a humble whore & her Apple headphones documenting the filthy, juicy, and weird stories from around the world. Promoting female sexual empowerment & lgbtq friendly.

My fav spot is Big Oz Park on Elm St., hidden behind that little diner. It’s epic cool for deep thinks. I once gave a free massage there - weird, right?! People freaked out, but I was chill. Grrr, so many folks always rush by.

Tree debris and the humble bee