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Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

Huntingdon don’t bother

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So come kick it here. Let the vibes hit ya, let the river soothe ya. I'm tellin' ya, each corner's a poem, each block's got a story. Just like in "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia"—deep, mysterious, and hella soulful.

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