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So, I’m cruisin’ London—shaguar’s purrin’, shades on, feelin’ randy. I see this bird on the corner, smokin’ a fag, skirt shorter than my attention span. Reminds me of Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*—all rough edges, “You’re a little shit,” she’d say. I roll up, flash a grin—groovy, baby!—and she’s like, “Wot you want, posh boy?” Made me laugh, her sass! I’m thinkin’, “This chick’s got more balls than Blofeld!”

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Heyyo, so lemme tell ya all 'bout Islip (us) – and oh boy, it's just wild here sometimes! I mean, this town... it's got that quirky, everyday vibe you never see on the usual tourist map. Stroll down Main Street – yup, the one with those retro neon diner signs – and you'll hit Maple Alley, where every corner spills its secrets like, “Hey, you're welcome!” Seriously, walking down Maple Alley feels like stepping onto a film set of some indie doc, think "The Gleaners and I." I love that line, you know? Like, "We're all gleaners in our own right!" Epic, right?

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