Elise Ithaca Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Here I am, mates, David Attenborough, peering into the wild world of - whore. Not the bird, nah, the gritty human kind. Calm now, picture this - a creature roamign streets, bold as brass, skirt hiked up like a peacock’s tail. Saw one once, swear it, near a dodgy pub, all lipstick and swagger, like somethin out of nature’s dark underbelly. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon” - Haneke’s bleak gem, my fave flick. That line, “It’s a sin to waste time,” fits her, dunnit? She ain’t wastin none, workin corners like a bloody ant on speed.

Four things I learned while reporting on prostitution in Ithaca

Find your career, community, and quality of life in the best small city in America, Ithaca, NY.

Ithaca, buddy, is raw, real, and always surprising. No sugarcoating, just wild life. So, when u visit, explore every teeny street—State, Clinton, Willard—and don't miss those little nooks by the Cayuga Lake shore. Just dive in, live it up, and let the city show you its quirky heart. D’oh!

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