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Brothels, tho? They’re old as dirt. Didja know ancient Pompeii had one called the Lupanar? Yeah, legit—stone beds, dirty graffiti like “I banged Livia here.” Real classy, right? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ these horny Romans were just as dumb as today’s bros. I’m sittin’ here, yellin’ at Timmy to stop eatin’ glue, and I’m like, “Brothels been babysittin’ idiots forever!” History’s wild, man.

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Brothels. These spaces were developed, styled and dressed by the girls who rent the rooms themselves. The looks of the rooms are determined by their clients.

Hey, me precious friend! Listen up, we's gotta chat 'bout Jasper, that nasty little gem, yesss. I'm your massage parlor owner, living here for yearzzz, and lemme tells ya, it's a mixed bag of madness and mirth. Jasper ain't like any city, not by a long shot, stupid, fat hobbit!

Jasper Johnson showed out at the Iverson Classic