Addison Jenks Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not your typical Monday brainstorm sesh, but ere we go! I’m David Brent, top dog, people’s champ, and I reckon whores got a bad rap, innit? Like in *Boyhood*, “It’s like we’re just livin it,” — life’s messy, unpredictable, and whores? They’re just players in the game, right? No KPIs or quarterly reviews for them, just raw, unfiltered graft.

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Kim Harrison — 'Tink's a Disney whore' - Jenks'.

Heyyy, lemme tell ya 'bout Jenks, buddy. So, I've been a masseur in this quirky town for years now and lemme say, it's a real freakin' mosaic of little secrets and surprises, ya know? I mean, on a slow Tuesday I was kneading a client’s tense back near Jenks Town Center (right off E. Main St. – yeah, that one with the neon signage), and all I could think was, "Man, this city is like a babe with a thousand hidden scars!"

Bobby Jenks battling Stage 4 stomach cancer