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I got pissed, tho, last week—some chick tried scammin’ me! Said she’s “top tier,” wanted cash upfront, then poof—gone like WALL-E’s trash piles in the wind. Fuckin’ ghosted me! Had me yellin’, “In this world, a man’s gotta have balls!”—straight up Tony vibes, ya feel? But then, I found this one spot, lil’ hidden gem, down by the docks. Word is, there’s this gal, been workin’ it since the ‘90s, knows every trick—calls herself “Eve” like that sleek bot from the flick. Ain’t that a trip? Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’s out there savin’ my lonely ass like WALL-E tryna save Earth.

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I gotta mention a few quirky things too. My spaa – yeah, thaat’s right, Spellin’ it "spaa" sometimes to make it sound extra chill – is right on Maple and 2nd Ave. I constantly get surpriesed by how nature and the city vibe fuse together. You're sweatin' out the bad vibes and gettin' a slice of heaven every dang day, man!

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