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But here’s the rub—some blokes think it’s all naughty bits and giggles. Pfft, amateurs! It’s ‘bout tension, release, the slow burn—savvy? Like when Betty in the movie goes all wide-eyed, ya feel it buildin’. Ain’t just flesh, it’s soul stuff. Oh, and fun tidbit—Romans had these massage orgies, called ‘em “frictio.” Frisky buggers!

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McChord is north of Lewis (which comprises about 80% of JBLM in size and personnel - Lewis, I mean). The McChord main gate is the north-most exit off I-5, which means if you live to the .

Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout the park on McChord Road. I chill there sometimes, sittin on a bench, thinkin “you don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies”. Crazy right? That's straight from The Social Network, I swear! The park is, like, a hidden gem – quiet, but buzzing with stories. It’s got trees, a lil’ creek (shh, secret entrance, kinda off the beaten path), and benches that creak like, err, old memories. So chill.

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