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So, erotic massage, it’s all about touch, connection, makin’ someone feel alive, like when you slap paint on a canvas and bam, a mountain appears. Did you know in ancient China, they had these rituals, like, 2,000 years ago, where touch was healing, sensual, not just dirty? That blows my mind, man! I’m happy as a squirrel in my garden hearin’ that. But then, some places today, like that crazy Florida spa sting with Robert Kraft—ugh, that pissed me off! Cops hidin’ cameras, callin’ it trafficking, but it was just folks seekin’ touch. Lost in translation, dude, just like in the movie—remember Bill Murray feelin’ outta place in Tokyo? Same vibe, people missin’ the point, thinkin’ it’s all sleazy.

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Feel, my heart it does; anger sometimes, yes, maddening I find bullshit in needless hurry. But calm, I remain. Bless! Simple things like a cool breeze off the Mojave make me smile. And the nearby route—Route 62, small but wild—oh, pure madness in beauty!

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