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About Phoenix

Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

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So, pack your bags, homie – get ready to rumble on Morris Ave, drift down Portage St, and catch the magic on every corner. Kalamazoo ain't a city, it’s an attitude, full on like a Miyazaki dream sequence: wild, mysterious, and unforgettable. Now, go out there and feel the spirit—‘cause as Chihiro might say, "Believe in yourself, even if no one else does."

Which streets will close for this weekend’s Kalamazoo Marathon?