Stella Kalamazoo Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Anyway, whore’s a riot—love her, hate her, can’t ignore her. She’s like that fish in the movie, slippin’ through your fingers, givin’ you the side-eye. “Don’t judge me, meathead,” she’d say, and I’d laugh, ‘cause fair. She’s out there, doin’ her thing, makin’ the world spin—kinda like me, but with less blood and more glitter. Respect, girl. Respect.

Inspiration in Your Inbox

Downtown’s where it’s at, for real. There's this cool block near Hill Street, with funky little coffee spots. I love shootin’ my shot there – dating app profiles get a boost just from the scenery, u feel me? It's offbeat, like every match on my app carries a little magic, like Haku dashing through a twilight dream.

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