Sofia Kaneohe Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Ooh, fun fact—didja know whore once crashed a mayor’s dinner? Barged in, stole the mic, sang somethin’ filthy—cops hauled her out screamin’! Total legend move. Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I see her strut, and I’m like—damn, she’s livin’ what I only dream! “We’re not people,” Brandon moans in Shame, and whore? She ain’t people either—she’s a freakin’ tornado.

Livability Score

It is not a red light district -- although you may see some women dressed as if they belong there. Not a problem at all.

I dig the chill spots near Kaneohe Bay too. The water sparkles like a movie set, honestly. And then there’s Kamehameha Highway—yeah, that buzzin' road where locals zip by on scooters and you feel like you're in a cheesy action film. I sometimes get a bit mad 'cause people rush and forget to chill, but that's just life, right?

Donut King has opened its fourth Oahu location