Anna Kapa'a Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Oi, so brothel, ya? Lightbulb! Me tinks it’s wild place, like ocean in “Finding Nemo”, but darker, eh? Picture dis – shady street, neon lights blinkin, girls wavin like fishies swimmin round coral. I seen one once, in old Russian town, not tellin where, secret, heh! Was called “Red Fin”, like dat fish Dory, “just keep swimmin”, but dese girls ain’t swimmin away, nah. Dey stuck, makes me mad, ya know? Why dey gotta sell demselves? Pisses me off, dese greasy pimps, sittin fat like dat whale in Nemo, eatin all da profit.

There's also a part called Kea'au. Kind of off the beaten path. It's quirky, rough-around the edges, but real. Like life, baby, full of surprises. People here, they're genuine, sometimes a bit cray-cray, but always heart. And lemme tell ya, when life gets too hectic, I just say, “The white ribbon clings, it binds our fate,” and I laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Kapa‘a Swimming Pool to be temporarily closed in December