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Here’s a wild story—heard ‘bout this one chick, Mary, in old London. They called her “Half-Hanged Mary” ‘cause she survived a hangin’ for bein’ a whore AND a thief. Rope snapped, crowd freaked, she just dusted off and kept hustlin’. That’s some next-level badassery. Surprised the shit outta me when I read that—thought, “Damn, girl, you’re a legend.” Kinda wanna high-five her ghost.

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A new, controversial graphic novel entitled WHORE. Written by Kaufman, drawn by Marco Turini (Marvel's Squadron Supreme) and colored by James Brown.

Oh my gosh, let me tell ya, Kaufman is somethin’ else! Okay, so picture this: you're wandering down Maple Street – yeah, that one that curves past the old Kaufman town hall – and ya feel this vibe like, "Pretty, pretty good!" I mean, really, every corner here has a story, man! I’m a dating app guy, so I see all the quirky love stories happenin’ right on these cracked sidewalks, ya know?

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