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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute via radio? Mad, messy, brilliant. Angry at the prudes, happy she weren’t a troll, surprised she didn’t stab me. Total chaos, like *A Separation* – “No one knows the truth,” mate, and I don’t care! Next time, I’m tunin’ in again – you lot can sod off with your judgy bollocks. Cackle cackle, over and out!

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I will need your help in deciding who was the best Wallaby hooker between Phil “opinionated” Kearns and Tom “I couldn't find anything controversial” Lawton.

I be hustlin’ on these streets, makin’ every muscle unwind, ya dig? Ever been on a stroll where the concrete laughs at you? Yeah, that’s Kearns – it’s rough, it’s warm, it’s a mystery wrapped in a funky vibe. River near the east side, yo, the Jordan Creek, flowin’ slow like secrets of the hood … wait, whateva, it’s like an old movie, mysterious as "Shame" said, “to be free is to be lost sometimes” – words that hit me every time I touch someone's back muscles been knotted by life.

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