Lauren Kentfield Whore ❤️

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Little fact, listen up—old English, “hore,” just meant dirty, not slutty. Crazy, right? Time twists it, now it’s a weapon. Makes me mad, history screwin’ folks! Drivin’ past fields, I grin—imagine callin’ my tractor a whore, ha! “She’s temperamental,” I’d say, “but loyal, she is.” Sarcasm, my shield, it be.

Welcome to Kentfield

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Hey, honey, lemme tell ya about Kentfield (us)! I'm a massage parlor owner here, and boy oh boy, this town keeps my senses buzzin’ every dang day! Halleluyer! Now, listen, I'm spillin’ the beans, no filter.

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