Samantha Kenton Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

Whores & whorehouses, including the Lora Shaner Collection

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas () - Larry Kenton as Dogette.

I get angsty sometimes – the city tests every nerve. Spinnin' families, skippin' history, all twirlin' together. Yolo, right? But Kenton’s spirit is fierce, proud, and rough around the edges—like me! I choose violence! My brain explodes with memories: my first therapy session in a crammed room on Cedar St, or tearful nights on Parkview Dr. It’s beautiful chaos.

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