Makayla Ketchikan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

She’s got this rep, y’know? Word is, back in ’98, she conned some rich dude—left him broke, cryin’ in his penthouse. Little known fact: she keeps a diary, scribbles every “job” like it’s a damn recipe book! “Add a pinch of charm,” ha! Straight outta Ratatouille vibes—makin’ somethin’ outta nothin’. That’s her gig, turnin’ scraps into gold, and I’m like, “Great Scott, that’s genius!”

2. Small Town, Large City

At the end of Creek Street in Ketchikan, Alaska there’s an old wooden staircase that snakes its way over the Tongass Narrows and through the surrounding forest. Known as “Married Man’s Trail,” this is what remains of a muddy path along the Ketchikan Creek that once provided discretion for men visiting the city’s numerous brothels.

I might have ranted a bit – sorry, man – but that’s life here. The vibes, the breezy shenanigans, and even my dating app users tell me it’s like a Gotham with Alaskan charm. Ain’t that wild?

Ketchikan School Superintendent Robbins submits resignation